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Joke of the day
What do you call a dinosaur that loves pancakes?
A tri syrup tops!
Bees and Buzzby
18 jokes
What is Buzzby's favourite letter?
B, of course! Bzzz!
What sound does a bee make after a big lunch?
Bzzzurp!
Why did Buzzby get so dizzy?
He did his waggle dance one hundred times!
What did the flower say when Buzzby flew away?
See you later, bud!
How does Buzzby count to six?
On his legs! Bees have six.
What do you get when you mix honey and a piano?
Sweet music!
What do you call a bee that loves to nap?
A slumber bee!
What do you call a bee that is always grumpy?
A grumble bee!
What does Buzzby say when he leaves the hive?
Bee right back!
Why did Buzzby get every answer right?
He made a beeline to the answers!
What does a baby bee say when it gets home?
Honey, I am home!
Why do bees love the letter Z?
They can say it all day long. Zzzzzz!
What is a bee's favourite shape?
A hexagon. It fits right into the honeycomb!
What did Buzzby say to the slow snail?
Hurry up, I am buzzing to go!
Why is Buzzby so good in music class?
He always knows how to hum along!
Why did Buzzby go to the library?
He wanted a book with lots of buzz!
Why did Buzzby bring a ladder to the garden?
He heard the sunflowers were extra tall!
What does a bee wear to go swimming?
A yellow and black striped swimsuit, of course!
Animals
20 jokes
Why did the owl stay up all night?
It had a hoot at the moon party!
Why does a turtle never pack a suitcase?
It always takes its house with it!
What does an elephant pack for a trip?
Its trunk, of course!
Why did the kangaroo do so well at school?
It was always jumping ahead!
Why did the moose go to the barber?
Its antlers needed a little trim!
What did the mama duck say to her ducklings?
Get in line and waddle along, my little quackers!
Why was the polar bear always calm?
It knew how to chill out!
What do you call a frog with a big smile?
A hoppy frog!
Why did the octopus win the hugging contest?
It had eight arms to squeeze with!
What is a horse's favourite game?
Neigh and seek!
Why did the beaver bring a pencil to the river?
It wanted to draw a dam!
What do you call a cat that loves to bake?
A whisker!
Why did the pig bring a blanket to bed?
It wanted to be a pig in a blanket!
Why do dogs and trees get along so well?
They both have a lot of bark!
Why was the giraffe late for school?
It got stuck looking at the clouds!
What did the lion say to a plate of veggies?
Roar! I mean, yes please!
Why did the monkey tell so many funny stories?
It wanted everyone to go bananas!
Why did the hedgehog hug the cactus?
They were two spiky best friends!
Why did the cat sit next to the yarn?
It wanted to have a ball!
How do you know a penguin is happy?
It slides on its tummy and shouts wheee!
Yummy Food
16 jokes
Why did the pancake get a medal?
It was the best at flipping!
Why did the noodle sit in the hot tub?
It wanted to get nice and soft!
Why did the muffin feel shy?
It did not want to come out of its wrapper!
What does a pizza say when it meets you?
Slice to meet you!
Why do popcorn kernels love parties?
They always pop in!
What did the milk say to the cereal?
Time for our crunchy bath!
Why did the broccoli wear a cape?
It was a super green hero!
Where do peas go to sleep?
In their snug little pea pods!
What did the bread say when it saw the toaster?
Here I go, time to get toasty!
Why did the blueberry sit by itself?
It was feeling blue!
What did the corn say when it got a compliment?
Aw, shucks!
Why do carrots make good detectives?
They always get to the root of the problem!
Why are potatoes good at hide and seek?
They keep their eyes open!
Why did the jelly wiggle?
It saw the spoon coming!
Why did the banana go to the party?
It wanted to be part of the bunch!
Why did the cupcake go to the hairdresser?
It wanted a new frosting style!
School Time
14 jokes
Why was the pencil so happy?
It finally got to the point!
What did the glue say to the paper?
I am stuck on you!
What does a crayon say at bedtime?
Colour me sleepy!
Why was the backpack so tired?
It carried everyone's snacks all day!
Why do erasers make good friends?
They help you fix your oopsies!
Why did the ruler sit at the front of the class?
It wanted to measure up!
What did the paper say to the stapler?
You really hold me together!
Why do books never get cold?
They have lots of covers!
Why did the glue stick go to the party?
It wanted to stick around!
What did the globe say to the map?
You are looking a little flat today!
What did the marker say to the whiteboard?
I am drawn to you!
What is a school bus's favourite song?
The Wheels on the Bus, of course!
Why did the lunch box giggle?
The banana was tickling it!
Why did the scissors stay so neat?
They always tidy up their edges!
Space
12 jokes
Why does the Moon never get lost?
It always follows Earth around!
What does a rocket say before a nap?
Three, two, one, blast off to dreamland!
Why does Saturn wear so many rings?
It loves fancy jewellery!
Why did the cow jump over the Moon?
It wanted to see the Milky Way!
Why did the astronaut bring a broom?
To sweep up the stardust!
What do planets like to read?
Comet books!
Why is Mars so red?
It is blushing because Earth said hello!
What did the Sun say when the clouds moved away?
Peekaboo!
Why did the star wink?
It had stardust in its eye!
Where do aliens park their spaceships?
At a parking meteor!
Why did the rocket get a time out?
It kept blasting off without asking!
What does an astronaut pack for lunch?
A launch box!
Silly Stuff
10 jokes
What did one snowflake say to the other?
You are one of a kind!
Why did the cloud go to the party?
It wanted to rain confetti!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves pancakes?
A tri syrup tops!
Where do lost socks go?
On a sock vacation, of course!
Why did the shoe go to bed early?
It was all tied out!
Why is a toothbrush always happy?
It gets to see your smile every day!
Why did the puddle giggle?
A rubber boot tickled its tummy!
What do you call a dragon with a cold?
A sneezy dragon that toasts marshmallows by accident!
Why did the robot take a nap?
It needed to recharge its batteries!
Why do trees love spring?
They finally get their leaves back!
For grown ups
All 90 jokes are original and kind, with no teasing. A new joke of the day shows on this page and in the Kids Zone each day. Riddles help kids practice guessing, wordplay and taking turns.
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